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12 signs of a fake friend (and what to do about it)
Most people have had one: the friend who is great company until you actually need something. Fake friends rarely announce themselves, which is why they are so hard to spot. Below are 12 signs that help you recognize a fake friend, how to tell the difference with a real friend who is just having a hard time, and what you can do about it.
What is a fake friend?
A fake friend is someone who acts like a friend but is mainly in it for themselves. They enjoy the benefits of the friendship: your time, your help, your attention, your company when nobody better is around. What is missing is the other half. A real friendship goes both ways, and with a fake friend it keeps going one way.
One sign on its own does not prove much. Everyone cancels sometimes, forgets a birthday or has a week in which they only talk about themselves. It is the pattern that counts. If you recognize several of the signs below, and they keep coming back, that tells you something.
The 12 signs of a fake friend
They only get in touch when they need something
A lift, your notes, a place to stay, someone to complain to. When everything is going fine on their side, you hear nothing for weeks. Scroll back through your chat: who starts the conversations, and why?
They are gone when you need help
You helped them move house, but when you are ill or going through a hard time they are suddenly very busy. Real friends do not always have time, but they make some, or at least they ask how you are doing.
Your good news gets a lukewarm reaction
You passed, you got the job, you met someone. A real friend is happy for you. A fake friend changes the subject, finds the catch or tops it straight away with a story of their own.
Their jokes are always at your expense
Teasing is part of friendship, but it should go both ways and it should stop when you say so. If you are the punchline every time, especially in front of others, and "it was just a joke" is the standard answer, that is not humour.
What you tell in confidence ends up with others
Pay attention to how they talk about other people when those people are not there. Someone who shares everyone's secrets with you is very likely sharing yours with everyone else.
The conversation is always about them
Their day, their problems, their plans. When it is your turn they look at their phone or steer back to themselves. After an evening together they know nothing new about you.
You hear about plans afterwards
You see the photos online or hear on Monday how much fun it was. Being left out once can be an accident. If it keeps happening, you are apparently only invited when it is convenient.
They cancel at the last minute, again and again
Something always comes up, usually something better. A real friend who has to cancel says sorry and suggests another day. A fake friend leaves it at that, until they need you again.
They keep score
Every favour is remembered and brought up later. "After everything I did for you" is a sentence you hear often. In a good friendship nobody is counting, because both of you trust that it evens out.
They act differently when others are around
Friendly when it is just the two of you, distant or even mocking in a group. Or the other way around: full of attention when someone important is watching. You are never quite sure which version you will get.
They compete with you instead of cheering you on
Everything becomes a comparison: grades, looks, money, followers, relationships. Your success feels like their loss. With a real friend you can win without the other one losing.
They know surprisingly little about you
After years of friendship they do not know what you are afraid of, what you are proud of or even how you take your coffee. Someone who never asks and never remembers is not really paying attention to you.
Find out who really pays attention
That last sign is easy to test. Answer 10 questions about yourself, share your link and see which friends actually know your answers. It takes a minute, it is free and it usually leads to a good laugh.
Take the Fake Friend Finder testFake friend or a real friend having a hard time?
Not everyone who lets you down is a fake friend. People go through break-ups, exams, money worries and busy periods, and someone who is struggling has less to give for a while. The difference is in what happens next. A real friend notices it, says sorry and makes up for it when things get better. With a fake friend nothing changes, however often it happens.
A simple check is how you feel after you have seen them. With real friends you usually go home with more energy than you came with. If you mostly go home feeling smaller, used or tired, take that feeling seriously.
What to do about a fake friend
You do not need a dramatic ending. These three steps are usually enough:
- Say it once, calmly. Pick one example and say how it made you feel, without accusing. Sometimes people genuinely do not realize what they are doing. How they react tells you a lot: a real friend listens, a fake friend gets angry or turns it around.
- Give less. If nothing changes, you can simply stop being available all the time. Reply later, stop offering help first and say no more often. Many one-sided friendships fade by themselves once you stop doing all the work.
- Invest in the people who do show up. The time you free up is better spent on friends who ask how you are, remember what you told them and are happy for you. A few of those are worth more than a large group of fake friends.
Frequently asked questions about fake friends
How do you recognize a fake friend quickly?
Look at three things: who makes contact and why, how they react to your good news, and whether they are there when you need help. If the answer is disappointing on all three, time after time, you are probably dealing with a fake friend.
Can a fake friend become a real friend?
Sometimes. If someone is honestly shocked when you bring it up and their behaviour changes afterwards, the friendship can become better than before. If you get promises but nothing changes, it is unlikely.
Should you confront a fake friend?
One calm conversation is worth trying, because it gives the other person a fair chance. You do not have to keep explaining yourself after that. Taking some distance is also a clear answer.
Is it normal to lose friends as you get older?
Yes. Friendships change with school, work, moving house and relationships. Losing touch is something different from a fake friend: nobody did anything wrong, your lives simply went in different directions.
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